“A giraffe is a horse designed by committee.” -Unknown
Category: Quote of the Week
“I have become an aerial view of a coastal town that you once knew.” -Fionn Regan
“From even the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.”
-HP Lovecraft
Nancy Astor: “Winston, if I were your wife, I’d poison your tea.”
Winston Churchill: “Nancy, if I were your husband, I’d drink it.”
(randomly quoted by Texas Tech coach Mike Leach after beating #1 ranked Texas)
“A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.” -W.H. Auden
“Expectations. Execution. No explanations, and no excuses.” -Tony Dungy
“What’s past is prologue.” -William Shakespeare
“I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.” -Jorge Luis Borges
“Turns out there’s a tiger, and I understand he’s hungry, so we’re staying away from him.” -Galveston Judge Jim Yarbrough (on the aftermath of Hurricane Ike)
“I’m not afraid of computers taking over the world. They’re just sitting there. I can hit them with a two by four.” -Thom Yorke
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