Archive for the ‘Why Nots’ Category

May 5, 2008 @3:52 pm

Why Haven’t You Watched This?

(THE NEW DARK KNIGHT TRAILER)

I can’t wait for this film to come out. The latest trailer demonstrates why comic book movies don’t have to carry the stigma of, well, comic book movies.

Seeing Heath Ledger steal the show in some of the shots in this trailer is a bittersweet thing, but the best memorial for him will be for this movie to live up to the hype.

If you haven’t watched it yet, here’s the link to the trailer.





May 2, 2008 @10:52 pm

Why Haven’t You Watched This?

(BATTLE AT KREGER)

If you’re one of the few left on the interweb who have not witnessed this marvel of nature, shame on you. But, if it’s true, you’re in for a treat. This is the video National Geographic wishes it shot first.

For the squeamish, no animals were (really) hurt during the filming of this video. But don’t ask me how that’s even remotely possible.





April 30, 2008 @10:52 pm

Why Don’t I Own This?

(WORKING CLASS HEROES)

For once, this is a “Why Not” I can answer. I don’t own these amazingly crafted, beautiful, touchy-feely bags and sleeves because I bought a laptop messenger with a little more depth for my books, and the bag I now own (read earlier post) doesn’t require me to have a sleeve.

But if I wasn’t so into thick epic hardcover books, man are these items nice. Maybe I’ll pick up an iPhone sleeve, mmm. Check out these fine Austrian goods for yourself.





April 25, 2008 @12:26 am

Why Haven’t You Read This?

Hailed by many top critics as one of the most important science fiction series in history, this four book series (five if you count “Urth of the New Sun”) is a MUST READ for all lovers of fiction period. It’s the story of a man, Severian, exiled from the guild of torturers for committing one of the most serious offenses possible: showing mercy to a client.

For more information on one of the best genre writers you’ve never read, check out Gene Wolfe’s Wikipedia Page.





April 22, 2008 @10:44 pm

Why Haven’t You Heard This?

Cambodian Pop + Psychedelia + Farfisa Organ + Surf Rock = No Good Reason Not to Own

MP3 Sample: “Seeing Hands”

(from their latest LP “Venus on Earth”)





@4:52 pm

Why Don’t You Know About This?

“Scambaiting” is the art of turning a scam back onto a scammer, who reaches you mostly through email. The following site, however, is ruthless and relentless when it comes to screwing over these scammers. They have been known to spend over 8 months baiting a single scammer, having them do the most outlandish things (carving a bust of the scambaiter’s head, handwriting an entire Harry Potter book, re-enacting entire sketches from Monty Python, and so forth).

Believe me, this is unreal, and so clear a statement of karma.

www.419eater.com 

Once you get there, you can go to the “Letters Archive” to read some amazing transcripts of various scambait ordeals.

Wow! 





@4:42 pm

Why Don’t You Own This?

“I was following the pack
all swallowed in their coats,
with scarves of red tied ’round their throats.
To keep their little heads
from fallin’ in the snow.
And I turn ’round and there you go.
And Michael, you would fall,
and turn the white snow red
as strawberries in the summertime.”

Fleet Foxes
“White Winter Hymnal”

(from their forthcoming “Ragged Wood” LP)