Archive for September, 2009

September 30, 2009 @4:33 pm

Dead Man’s Bones

Dead Man's Bones

Ryan Gosling and cohort Zach Shields have formed a band. It is called Dead Man’s Bones and their self-titled debut sounds something like Patrick Wolf on quaaludes. Or like Black Heart Procession on speed. Or both.

However, there is something interesting about a prim and proper (see The Notebook) and talented (see Fracture) actor joining forces with his long-time friend to make such a macabre, off-kilter album like this. Although I suppose he was the star in the twisted Lars and the Real Girl, so perhaps this shouldn’t be so suprising.

Much of the LP consists of sloppily played instruments arranged in catchy yet morose ways. There are the occasional up-tempo moments, but it is the eerily-choral murder ballad which serves as the album’s mantlepiece time and again.

It is the omnipresence of a zombie-like children’s choir, however, singing lines like: “Like a lamb to the slaughter, buried in water,” and “My body’s a zombie for you,” that raised my eyebrows with intrigue. It only helps to see press materials of this children’s choir dressed like an army of Charles Manson’s children going out to accost the neighborhood in their Halloween costumes (see above).

Perhaps this album represents the way Gosling remembers his time spent at the Mickey Mouse Club as a child? I would completely get it if that was the case.

Enjoy this Youtube clip, and check out their Myspace page to get a tasty preview of what should be a fairly successful debut offering.





September 29, 2009 @1:05 am

Haunted Owls

Kathleen Lolley

Kathleen Lolley

Kathleen Lolley

Kathleen Lolley

Kathleen Lolley

The art of Kathleen Lolley.





@12:52 am

The Kodachrome Cellphone

Gabriele Stabile

Gabriele Stabile

Gabriele Stabile

Gabriele Stabile

Gabriele Stabile

The art of Gabriele Stabile.





September 23, 2009 @5:34 pm

Quote of the Week #048

“‘Remember when,’ is the lowest form of conversation.” – Tony Soprano





@10:56 am

Auto-Tune the News

In perhaps one of the more genius concepts for a Youtube phenomenon, The Gregory Brothers have come up with the idea of “Auto-Tuning” the news. T-Pain approves of this one, and so do I!

(#1 USE THE SUPER SOAKERS TO GET AL QUAEDA WET)

(#2 YOU’LL ALWAYS HAVE AN ANGRY GORILLA TO BE ANGRY WITH YOU)

(#3 A THAW IS POSSIBLE)

(#4 MAYFLOWERS MAY BRING LEAD POISONING)

(#5 GETTIN’ BLESSED BY JOE BIDEN FROM SPACE)

(#6 WAKING UP IS A STRANGE REASON TO DIE)

(#7 PEOPLE ON THE ROAD CAN TURN AN “LOL” INTO A GREAT BIG “OMG”)

(#8 I HAVE A MASSIVE DEBT & DEFICIT DRAGON CHART)





September 21, 2009 @2:46 pm

Danish Inventions

This one is for you, Kim; a succinct list of Danish inventions, in no particular order:

  1. The LEGO
  2. Danish Pastry
  3. Femidom (female condom)
  4. Hans Christian Anderson
  5. Syno-pal (skid-resistant highway surface)
  6. The Typewriter
  7. Krarup cable (submarine loading cable)
  8. Femi-X (female viagra)
  9. The O-Ring
  10. C++ Programming
  11. Drum Motor (used to power conveyor belts)
  12. Ussing Chamber (measures electrical currents through tissue)
  13. Magnetic Wire Recorder (NOT magnetic tape, as used in casettes)
  14. Dry Cell Battery (sort of, later: Duracell)
  15. Fiber Trim (a diet pill)
  16. The Corn Thresher
  17. pH scale
  18. Dogme 95 (avant-garde filmmaking movement)
  19. Electromagnetic Coil (used in tattoo machines and doorbells)
  20. Telegraphy (long-distance transmission of messages)
  21. Triplane (airplane with three wings)
  22. Aqua Wall (indoor waterfall)
  23. DiaTest (saliva collection kit)
  24. Hex (board game)

And here’s a fairly useless (and mostly incorrect) Youtube tribute to some of the “top” Danish Inventions…





September 20, 2009 @2:16 am

The Mayweather/Kellerman Debacle

Mayweather vs. Kellerman

So . . . Floyd Mayweather easily beat the smaller, slower Juan Manuel Márquez in a fairly clear victory from all sides of the ring. There was a knockdown in the second round, a nice counter left hook perfectly timed by Mayweather, and sending a dazed Márquez to the canvas. But beyond that, the most action we fight fans got to see was after the final bell had rung.

Enter Max Kellerman, HBO’s attempt at finding a younger, more quippish boxing expert/analyst to replace the increasingly verbally meandering Larry Merchant. Max does the post-fight interviews now, and tonight it seemed he had more than he could handle. It all started simply enough, with Kellerman asking standard questions about how Floyd felt he did etc., and Mayweather sending the standard shout-outs to everyone from God to Reebok.

But then two things happened that were ill-planned…

1. Max asks about the Mayweather not making weight, and how it was reported that Márquez received $600,000 for the two pounds over the limit Mayweather came in at ($300,000 per pound). Mayweather didn’t want to talk about it. Max did. Max pressed the issue. Mayweather said: “I’m not here to talk about money” (ironically just after he admitted to conducting his shout-out commercials to make his seven digits).

2. Max mentions the competition. We all know Manny Pacquiao is on the top of everybody’s mind. But apparently Max isn’t just a boxing expert. He’s a boxing expert with an ego problem. He thought it would be profound to make it known that he has someone else in mind for Mayweather. And that man is Shane Mosley. Oh, and Shane is standing in the ring, as part of Golden Boy Promotions. Oh oh oh, and Mosley really wants to call Mayweather out right there during the interview.

Whoops!

You see Max, not only did you lose control of the interview by not softening up Mayweather before going in for your “I’m so knowledgeable I’m going to throw you off your game” questions, you also failed (or maybe didn’t fail) to notice that Mosley was standing to your left when you asked about Mayweather ducking him.

Things quickly became heated when Mosley stepped to the mic and said “Floyd, we just want to get it on,” or something to that effect. Mayweather didn’t appreciate being disrespected during his interview, and some chatter flew back and forth, with (surprise) Bernard Hopkins joining in for good measure.

But this is where it gets annoying to the point of unacceptable. The whole time Mayweather and Mosley were verbally fighting, proud Mr. Max Kellerman refused to offer the mic to either party, opting instead to hold it close to his chest until he could do the talking himself. By the time Max finally got his words in, it was to change the subject to another challenger, Pacquiao. But by then Mayweather had had enough of Kellerman’s amateur shenanigans.

“Let me talk,” Mayweather said to Kellerman. “It’s my turn to talk. You talk too much.”

ZING!

What would proud Mr. Kellerman say to that, you wonder? Better yet, what would Larry Merchant do? I think Merchant would have said something like “Okay, Floyd, you’re the one they want to hear anyway,” and passed it off.

But not Kellerman. Oh, no no no. Max, instead, gets mad like a schoolgirl on a date who isn’t getting enough attention, and passes it off to Jim Lampley at ringside, thus ending the interview at its climax.

Way to go, Max.

A word to the ever so wise: The next time you have media gold on your lap, try not to be offended by the celebrity you are paid to interview. Instead, let the fans see the fireworks they paid to see but maybe didn’t get during the match itself.

And by all means, do not join Jim Lampley and Emmanuel Steward at ring side to defend your useless opinion of what happened in the ring. We all saw it, and we can all make our own judgments. What happened in the ring had nothing to do with Mayweather having a chip on his shoulder against the media, or having the audacity to not like you, Max. I know, it’s an outrage to think that he might not like you as an interviewer, since you are apparently one of the only ones who actually likes him because he’s a pure boxer.

It had to do with Mayweather thinking you were an amateurish interviewer who likes to hear himself speak, more than anybody else in the stadium (including Floyd).

And can we really disagree with the boxer we love to hate and hate to love? I sure can’t.

HBO, please reinstate Merchant as the boxing analyst/expert for championship PPV fights. He may be slower on the uptake, but he is entertaining in his own special way, and much more seasoned at pandering and prodding the most egotistical of boxers big and small.

Or, if nothing else, find someone else. Max has moments of insight, but for the most part he is a poser, the type of expert you hate to hear talk because he’s usually doing it to impress.





September 16, 2009 @8:00 am

Grace Says “Dey Is, Poobear.”

Grace Says...

*Translation: “Oh look, it’s Winnie the Pooh!”*





September 15, 2009 @4:07 pm

Quote of the Week #047

“How we die: as deeply doe-eyed as we start.” – Hayden Thorpe





@4:02 pm

Very Important Pixels

Very Important Pixels

Very Important Pixels

The art of Kristof Saelen 01 02.






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